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ONCE UPON A TIME IN MUMBAI DOBARA  wahan mera ek PATIYALA HOUSE tha. Ek din main itna tanha tanha lonely lonely baitha tha Tabhi achanak bell baji aur jab maine dekha to mere BROTHERS aur PADMAN jo ki mere dost the par jab andar aaye to dekha ek ladki bhi thi jiska NAAM SHABANA tha. Bahot saara GOLD pahni thi aur bilkul LAXMII ki tarah lag rahi thi. Maine sabka WELCOME kiya... Mera Birthday tha So humne Party All Night ki. Ghar poora HOUSEFULL tha Desi BOYZ se. Fir agle din sab chale gaye. Subah subah kisi ne mere darwaje ki kundi knock Ki maine kaha Kon? To wo bola main raja hu Doodhwala  fir maine usse kaha -- Kundi Mat Khadkao Raja Seedha Andar Aao Raja. Fir doodh lene ke baad Maine socha aaj HOLIDAY hai to ENTERTAINMENT ke liye aaj Long Drive par chalta hu. Fir maine apni  BLUE colour ki Car nikali aur nikal gaya TEES MAAR KHAN bankar . Raaste me ek JOKAR dikhayi diya sayad use lift chahiye thi. Maine break maara to wo mere paas aya aur bola mujhe lift chahiye to Maine kaha theek hai AJNABEE, aao baitho. Tab wo kahne laga mujhe air chahiye, AC hai na tumhari car me? Maine kaha matlab tumhe AIRLIFT chahiye. Tum aisa karo mere Car ke upar baitho bahot Air milegi . Aur wo Jhandu-lal uska naam tha wo baith bhi gaya upar jakar. Maine Car start ki aur dheere dheere chalaane laga fir mujhe yaad aya mujhe btaya hi nhi use jaana kahan hai. Fir maine break maara aur wo dhadaam se neeche gira aur bola maar daala. Maine usse punchha tumhe kahan se kahan tak jaana hai?  Wo bola CHANDANI CHOWK TO CHINA.  Fir maine kaha main tujhe Chinese dikhta hu jo China jaaunga chal nikal yahan se. Aur wo gaana gaate huye chala ja raha tha Har Kisi Ko Nahin Milta Yahan Lift Mumbai Me.  Fir main aage badha thodi door chala ki maine dekha saamne BHAGAM BHAG machi thi.  Sab Taang Uthake bhaag rahe the. Maine Car roki aur punchha Kya hua hai yahan koi batayega? Fir ek ladki ayi aur boli please mujhe lift de dijiye yaha  gabbar aya hai. Maine kaha gabbar to marr gaya hoga na ab tak to boli nahi- GABBAR IS BACK. Maine kaha aao fir baitho uske baad hum aage badhe to usne kaha THANK YOU aur maine kaha WELCOME. Maine usse kaha : by the way Mera naam KHILADI hai aur aap ka ? To wo boli mera naam BABY hai. Aur main dekh raha tha uske Gore Gore mukhde pe kaala kaala chasma.  Meri DHADKAN tej ho rahi thi, maine kha aapko AITRAAZ na ho to ek baat bolu usne kaha Haa Bolo. Maine kaha - DOSTI ho sakti hai aapse? Usne kaha Haa Bilkul. Fir maine bol diya, DO YOU KNOW, mujhe love at first site hua. Wo boli kiske sang yaara? Fir maine kaha- O Tere Sang Yara. Jaao Ye Dil Cheez Tujhe De Di. Wo boli kab? To maine kaha - Right Now Now Now. Tab wo boli- I Don't Know What To Do, Tauba Ab Main Kya Kahun. Tabhi baarish hone lagti hai aur main bolta hu. Yehai Teri Meri Kahani , Hai Baarisho Ka Paani. Wo bolti hai ki par mujhe nhi hua love at first site. Maine kaha chaliye restaurant chalte hai wahan sayad Ankhen mil jaaye, Cofffee Peete Peete. Usne kaha - Paisa nhi hai. Maine keh diya Are Paisa Paisa Karti Hai Kyu, Paise Pe Tu Marti Hai. Chal na Mere paas paisa hai.   Bade Dilwaala hu main. Wo boli Abhi to mile hai itni jaldi kaise main haa kar du. Achha ye batao tumne mujh Me kya dekha? Maine kaha -  Ek  Uncha Lamba Kad, Duja  Soni Ve Tu Hadd, Teeja Roop Tera Cham Cham Karda Ni.  Sach kahun to HUMKO DEEWANA KAR GAYE. Wo boli Achha tum kya kaam karte the pahle? Maine kaha HERA PHERA. WO boli Achha aur ab kya karte ho? Maine kaha PHIR HERA PHERI. Tabhi wo boli mera ghar aa gaya. Wo jaane lagi. Mera dil bola- Chura Ke Dil Mera Baby Chali. Wo ruki  aur boli Thank you Khiladi Bhaiya.  Maine kaha Bhaiya? Are hum hai Seedhe Saadhe Akshay Akshay. Aur ha ghar tak  drop kiya hu  paisa DE DANA DAN.  Usne paisa diya aur ghar ki taraf gayi. Aur main Seedha aage nikal gaya. Aur main sochna laga KAMBAKHT ISHQ isi se hona tha kya. Ye to BEWAFA nikli mera DIL TO PAGAL HAI. Fir soch liya- Pyar Ki Maa Ki Aaj Se Pooja Karni Hai. Tabhi Maine dekha jo paisa wo di thi saare Note nakli hai. Tabhi car back liya aur uska ghar TALAASH kiya. Wo baahar hi thi mujhe dekhkar  mere paas ayi  aur boli main chaahti thi tum mere ghar aao isliye nakli note di MERE JEEWAN SAATHI. Maine kaha matlab tum MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI? Usne kaha Yess.  Qki ab hum log dusri baar mile hai. Achha tum Akshay Kumar ke fan ho na kuch socha hai jab unse miloge to kya hoga? Maine kaha- Jab main Akshay sir se milu  to main dara hua na rahu public ke saamne mere chehre par smile ho aur mera haath meri moochho ko taav de raha ho. Wo boli nice.... Achha pta hai mujhe na Govinda Pasand hai. Main unki fan hu. Tabhi Maine Govinda sir ka gaana gaaya- WHAT IS MOBILE NUMBER KARUN KYA DIAL NUMBER Tabhi wo muskurane  lagi aur apne ghar chali gayi. Fir achanak Tabhi meri AANKHEN khul gayi..